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Post by GRL on Jul 11, 2024 6:22:38 GMT
Angela Rayner: "You are an abstract failure; an abstract failure."
For Ms. Mordaunt it is now the Sword of Damocles.
No seat in Parliament and no future in the world of Art.
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Jul 11, 2024 10:08:53 GMT
Post by eggchaserbull on Jul 11, 2024 10:08:53 GMT
Angela Rayner: "You are an abstract failure; an abstract failure." For Ms. Mordaunt it is now the Sword of Damocles. No seat in Parliament and no future in the world of Art.Possibly, although it's a bit subjective. It would appear that Angela Rayner's perceptions weren't challenged by Ms Mordaunt.
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Post by eggchaserbull on Jul 11, 2024 10:18:46 GMT
No politics until we finish the discussions that we failed to finish last time. That is, which tastes better, a Monkey Gland or a Salty Dog, and which one would win a fight involving a Moscow Mule and a Colorado Bulldog? Let's stay out of the cocktail bars this time. Was Armchair working as a waitress when you first met him? Our nights on the Raz have been such good times, Now he's shot through, So now I think it's time I went out on my own, I guess it's just what I must do
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Jul 12, 2024 10:27:31 GMT
Post by eggchaserbull on Jul 12, 2024 10:27:31 GMT
Cocktail bars, Hereford ?? Whatever next … people buying the guardian and having avocado for brunch ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) The city's full of them, but there's no chance of getting drunk in them. You wait so long to get served behind somebody ordering 6 Dirty Shirleys, served in half a goldfish bowl with a stem, that your liver has already processed all the alcohol in your previous pint. It's about the same time as it takes to get served waiting behind that enormous person in the coffee shop who orders a half-caf, no-foam, extra hot, caramel macchiato with non-fat almond milk, four pumps of vanilla syrup, three pumps of hazelnut syrup, three pumps of caramel syrup, marshmallows, a sprinkle of cinnamon on top, stirred exactly 10 times clockwise. They then ask for artificial sweeteners and a gluten-free biscotti.
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Post by White Lightning on Jul 12, 2024 10:35:14 GMT
Cocktail bars, Hereford ?? Whatever next … people buying the guardian and having avocado for brunch ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) The city's full of them, but there's no chance of getting drunk in them. You wait so long to get served behind somebody ordering 6 Dirty Shirleys, served in half a goldfish bowl with a stem, that your liver has already processed all the alcohol in your previous pint. It's about the same time as it takes to get served waiting behind that enormous person in the coffee shop who orders a half-caf, no-foam, extra hot, caramel macchiato with non-fat almond milk, four pumps of vanilla syrup, three pumps of hazelnut syrup, three pumps of caramel syrup, marshmallows, a sprinkle of cinnamon on top, stirred exactly 10 times clockwise. They then ask for artificial sweeteners and a gluten-free biscotti. But now I think it's time Armchair lived his night life on my own, I guess it's just what he must do.
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Post by Armchairfan on Jul 12, 2024 11:27:29 GMT
The city's full of them, but there's no chance of getting drunk in them. You wait so long to get served behind somebody ordering 6 Dirty Shirleys, served in half a goldfish bowl with a stem, that your liver has already processed all the alcohol in your previous pint. It's about the same time as it takes to get served waiting behind that enormous person in the coffee shop who orders a half-caf, no-foam, extra hot, caramel macchiato with non-fat almond milk, four pumps of vanilla syrup, three pumps of hazelnut syrup, three pumps of caramel syrup, marshmallows, a sprinkle of cinnamon on top, stirred exactly 10 times clockwise. They then ask for artificial sweeteners and a gluten-free biscotti. But now I think it's time Armchair lived his night life on my own, I guess it's just what he must do. I don't like Biscotti
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Jul 12, 2024 13:48:34 GMT
Post by eggchaserbull on Jul 12, 2024 13:48:34 GMT
But now I think it's time Armchair lived his night life on my own, I guess it's just what he must do. I don't like Biscotti I think he's one of the better Italian defenders? If he's not to your taste you won't like that French defender either, Al Mande.
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Post by glawsterwhite on Jul 13, 2024 7:03:27 GMT
Cocktail bars, Hereford ?? Whatever next … people buying the guardian and having avocado for brunch ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) The city's full of them, but there's no chance of getting drunk in them. You wait so long to get served behind somebody ordering 6 Dirty Shirleys, served in half a goldfish bowl with a stem, that your liver has already processed all the alcohol in your previous pint. It's about the same time as it takes to get served waiting behind that enormous person in the coffee shop who orders a half-caf, no-foam, extra hot, caramel macchiato with non-fat almond milk, four pumps of vanilla syrup, three pumps of hazelnut syrup, three pumps of caramel syrup, marshmallows, a sprinkle of cinnamon on top, stirred exactly 10 times clockwise. They then ask for artificial sweeteners and a gluten-free biscotti. That’s a bit “one foot in the grave” ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png)
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Post by tigerfeet on Jul 13, 2024 12:12:13 GMT
The city's full of them, but there's no chance of getting drunk in them. You wait so long to get served behind somebody ordering 6 Dirty Shirleys, served in half a goldfish bowl with a stem, that your liver has already processed all the alcohol in your previous pint. It's about the same time as it takes to get served waiting behind that enormous person in the coffee shop who orders a half-caf, no-foam, extra hot, caramel macchiato with non-fat almond milk, four pumps of vanilla syrup, three pumps of hazelnut syrup, three pumps of caramel syrup, marshmallows, a sprinkle of cinnamon on top, stirred exactly 10 times clockwise. They then ask for artificial sweeteners and a gluten-free biscotti. That’s a bit “one foot in the grave” ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) I thought it was a bit more Monty Python travel agent sketch myself.
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Post by eggchaserbull on Jul 14, 2024 14:35:46 GMT
That’s a bit “one foot in the grave” ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) I thought it was a bit more Monty Python travel agent sketch myself. What's the point of going abroad if you're just another tourist carted around in buses, surrounded by sweaty mindless oafs from Kettering and Coventry in their cloth caps and cardigans?
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Post by somnambulist on Jul 15, 2024 17:31:13 GMT
I guess the constituents of Clacton are going to have to wait for any MP surgeries. Who would have thought?
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Post by tigerfeet on Jul 16, 2024 9:38:14 GMT
I thought it was a bit more Monty Python travel agent sketch myself. What's the point of going abroad if you're just another tourist carted around in buses, surrounded by sweaty mindless oafs from Kettering and Coventry in their cloth caps and cardigans? You never know, you might find a nice backstreet taverna that serves Watneys Red Barrel.
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Jul 25, 2024 9:23:18 GMT
Post by greekgod on Jul 25, 2024 9:23:18 GMT
Eye wonder who will be the new Tory leader?
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Jul 25, 2024 13:02:09 GMT
Post by glawsterwhite on Jul 25, 2024 13:02:09 GMT
My bet is another right wing nutter with zero common sense !
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Aug 19, 2024 10:00:18 GMT
Post by greekgod on Aug 19, 2024 10:00:18 GMT
Sir Jacob added losing his seat had not been a "shock" and he had written to his children the day before the election saying he would "probably lose".
Assume he means a quick message via the telegraph system.
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Post by Jonny Dangerous on Aug 30, 2024 15:17:32 GMT
Sir Jacob added losing his seat had not been a "shock" and he had written to his children the day before the election saying he would "probably lose". Assume he means a quick message via the telegraph system. Shirley it would have been simpler to just shout up the chimney?
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