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Post by mikeunderpenyard on Jun 9, 2023 22:03:07 GMT
There's a lot of happy people about tonight.
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Post by psychedelictony on Jun 9, 2023 22:13:47 GMT
There's a lot of happy people about tonight. Squad Builder innit. Paltry amount so far. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2023 22:24:50 GMT
Ive got an idea for the squad builder. Its called Beat A Benny. Whereby each individual pays £5 to take a penalty kick against one of the original Benefactors. Any goals scored the Benny pays in double. Perfect. Even Mr Kilpeck will be down at that one. Bullet toe punts aiming straight for the face, maybe. But its a winning idea "Beat A Benny" Yes, my approach would be to punt it at their nose and then throw a tenner at them and say "that's to mop up the blood, SWEET CHEEKS". Good idea though! |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2023 5:44:23 GMT
Ive got an idea for the squad builder. Its called Beat A Benny. Whereby each individual pays £5 to take a penalty kick against one of the original Benefactors. Any goals scored the Benny pays in double. Perfect. Even Mr Kilpeck will be down at that one. Bullet toe punts aiming straight for the face, maybe. But its a winning idea "Beat A Benny" Yes, my approach would be to punt it at their nose and then throw a tenner at them and say "that's to mop up the blood, SWEET CHEEKS". Good idea though! I am trying to understand why they would be sat 20m up in the air in the floodlight tower in the first place. |
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Post by sisyphus on Jun 11, 2023 20:47:15 GMT
Anyone remember the penalty competition at the end of 2001/2 season? You had to get £75 of sponsorship in order to take penalties in front of the ME at half time in the final home game (forgotten who)
I not only raised the requisite £75, but exceeded it by almost a fiver.
Including £10 from a Mr Blandford in the Kinnersley…
They look easy, don’t they, penalties?
How could I fail against United’s second string goalie.
But I did.
I shaped like a wuss, and gently toe punted 3 pathetic daisy cutters in front of guffawing meadowenders.
‘Pathetic’ doesn’t even come close.
I slunk back to my comfort zone in the ME, and retrieved my camera from my personal biographer, Mr Tompkins. Who shook his head sadly at me.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 29, 2023 14:43:29 GMT
You may have seen these, can do it for any game. Mugs etc. (not sure about mouse mats). This came up as their example on one of them ads you get cropping up on your phone...  |
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Post by singe on Jun 29, 2023 22:24:23 GMT
That's pretty cool actually - but is Ceefax still a thing? I mean, surely that ended in the 1990s.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2023 8:00:28 GMT
That's pretty cool actually - but is Ceefax still a thing? I mean, surely that ended in the 1990s. Still popular in rural NZ though eh Singe! |
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Post by Peroni on Jun 30, 2023 8:03:14 GMT
That's pretty cool actually - but is Ceefax still a thing? I mean, surely that ended in the 1990s. Don't tell Monkey Tennis. That's his job, typing out all the narrative as quick as he can. Thinks the whole world still reads it. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2023 8:17:27 GMT
Ceefax was the original Jeff Stelling. Them proper old betting slips with sections lists etc. then at about 9:20 on a Tuesday you would be sat staring at your telly praying Huddersfield would get an equaliser away to Plymouth.
Teletext holidays also.
I also remember they would have the odd brave stab at graphics. People's faces even.
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Post by singe on Jun 30, 2023 10:39:29 GMT
That's pretty cool actually - but is Ceefax still a thing? I mean, surely that ended in the 1990s. Still popular in rural NZ though eh Singe! Hasn't been available in years! |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2023 13:21:14 GMT
Still popular in rural NZ though eh Singe! Hasn't been available in years! I remember it being turned off. Resulted in a massive Hikoi in The Waikato region. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2023 15:38:32 GMT
First goal of the season for Jim Bowen.
Now that everyone has dropped him from their Dream Team I'm going for 20 league goals this season for the young Lemnerite.
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Post by Incognito on Sept 1, 2023 19:45:55 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Sept 24, 2023 13:55:51 GMT
Another goal for the legend.
He'll surely be off somewhere in January?
Hopefully not, but I must admit that I'm looking forward to that sell on fee. I might buy a new sofa!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 24, 2023 14:01:57 GMT
I fancy that he will replace Salah.
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Post by Gresty on Sept 30, 2023 15:53:01 GMT
Scored again today.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2023 16:12:55 GMT
He's a lovely boy.
Danny Dyer has done well for himself.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2023 13:01:10 GMT
Back in the Engerlund squad.
Well deserved.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2023 18:20:13 GMT
"Bowen has come a long way from playing non-league football with Hereford. And then becoming a local hero with Hull. I'm sure that's the first result he still looks up"
"Which one, Hereford or Hull?"
"Haha"
See, even these idiots know that it's not possible to look up a Hereford United result any more!
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