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Post by eggchaserbull on Jan 24, 2020 11:18:03 GMT
Thought I would share the thoughts of Sunday Times pin-up girl Camilla Long with you: To California, and the black hole that is Gwyneth Paltrow’s creative process. The former actress has further monetised her hormonal meltdown, producing a candle called “This Smells Like my Vagina”. To have a whiff of your own vagina, you must pay Gwyneth £58: it is a “funny, gorgeous, sexy and beautifully unexpected scent”, she tells you, of which words I’d imagine “unexpected” is most accurate. She has received negative attention for this service, even though giving a candle a label so provocative it sells out within hours should be grounds for some kind of Nobel. What, indeed, is Gwyneth’s skill, apart from shoving jade eggs up her fanny, offering it a good steam-clean and making $$$? Is it to remind us how silly having a foo can be? No one would dare laugh at a candle with the label “This Smells Like My Penis.” It's a pretty little piece, don't you think? Jane Austenesque, almost. Read the 'Things you never knew' thread. We've been all over Gwyneth's vagina with a fine-tooth comb* in that thread. * Metaphorically speaking.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2020 11:25:41 GMT
Yes, but not in the right context.
5/10.
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Post by Peroni on Jan 24, 2020 12:29:13 GMT
always pettifogging
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Post by mikeunderpenyard on Feb 4, 2020 15:56:36 GMT
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Post by Peroni on Feb 4, 2020 16:03:56 GMT
think he has a pre arranged walk to do that day, to B&Q to get some paint
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Post by Deleted on Feb 9, 2020 13:07:53 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2020 20:09:33 GMT
So. Cillit Bang. What's happened to Barrie Scott???
There now seems to be a mild-mannered, quietly spoken female kind of person advertising this product.
Where are you, Barrie?
BANG AND THE DIRT IS GONE!
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Post by Monkey Tennis on Feb 11, 2020 20:16:24 GMT
So. Cillit Bang. What's happened to Barrie Scott??? There now seems to be a mild-mannered, quietly spoken female kind of person advertising this product. Where are you, Barrie? BANG AND THE DIRT IS GONE! I've always misread the name of that product. I hope I never have to ask a female operative to point me in the right direction. Well. Not again, anyhow.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2020 20:29:26 GMT
So. Cillit Bang. What's happened to Barrie Scott??? Finally succumbed to the fumes, one suspects.
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Post by Hawkeye on Feb 11, 2020 22:04:33 GMT
So. Cillit Bang. What's happened to Barrie Scott??? There now seems to be a mild-mannered, quietly spoken female kind of person advertising this product. Where are you, Barrie? BANG AND THE DIRT IS GONE! I've always misread the name of that product. I hope I never have to ask a female operative to point me in the right direction. Well. Not again, anyhow. That becomes funnier each time I read it.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2020 9:15:52 GMT
So. Cillit Bang. What's happened to Barrie Scott??? Finally succumbed to the fumes, one suspects. Actually on reflection, perhaps Barry is yet another victim of the delusional state that accompanies the merciless onslaught of time. He's reached that stage of late middle age at which, at least if this thread is to be believed, you begin to yearn for a bygone age in which women KNEW THEIR PLACE. He's got his slippers on and got the little lady cleaning the kitchen. I'm surprised the OP isn't massively in favour, tobefairlike.
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Post by Peroni on Feb 12, 2020 10:04:57 GMT
ww watches and pays attention to cillit bang adverts
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Post by mikeunderpenyard on Nov 19, 2020 13:42:06 GMT
Happy IMD everyone.
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Post by eggchaserbull on Nov 19, 2020 15:29:32 GMT
Is that an appropriate post in this thread? It is totally contrary to the thread title.
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Post by GRL on Nov 20, 2020 9:32:47 GMT
Good of you to resurrect this thread - especially during World Bullying Week.
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Post by mikeunderpenyard on Nov 20, 2020 9:56:25 GMT
Yes it’s good to see the government taking this initiative seriously.
One rule for them and all that.
Welcome back, by the way.
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Post by GRL on May 4, 2023 8:28:41 GMT
Hereford Times Front page Headline:
TURNED AWAY.
Women begging for lifts left standing by taxi drivers who won't take cards or apps.
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Post by GRL on May 25, 2023 17:42:50 GMT
Is the Womens Institute Institutionally misandrist?
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2023 18:05:01 GMT
I'm sure they let plenty of people who have willies in nowadays (so to speak), so the confused answer must be "no".
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Post by mikeunderpenyard on Jun 2, 2023 21:52:12 GMT
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