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Post by oldmeadowender on Sept 2, 2015 21:11:09 GMT
My car's off the road at the moment so I asked my boy's mother if I could borrow hers to go to Heanor. This is how the conversation went, word for word:
"Can I borrow your car to go to Heanor on Saturday please?"
"Where's Heanor?"
"Midlands."
"Midlands where?"
"Midlands."
"Not if it's Stoke or somewhere."
"Midlands"
"Midlands where?"
"Midlands."
"It's bloody Nottinghamshire isn't it."
"Midlands."
I'm close aren;t I?"
"Midlands."
"Don't tell me. It's fecking Derbyshire."
Silence.
"I can google it."
"Midlands."
"It's Derbyshire. I can tell by the expression on your face."
"Midlands."
"The answer's no."
Damn. Rumbled.
Anyone got similar tales of woe for away trips thwatred?
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Post by BullRush on Sept 2, 2015 21:19:54 GMT
Drunk on a school night?
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Post by oldmeadowender on Sept 2, 2015 21:20:28 GMT
Eh?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2015 21:20:49 GMT
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Post by oldmeadowender on Sept 2, 2015 21:21:19 GMT
Thwarted. There. Spelt it right. Satisfied?
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Post by oldmeadowender on Sept 2, 2015 21:22:20 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2015 21:25:47 GMT
Nope.
You clearly were trying to say "Hancockted."
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2015 21:27:21 GMT
So, the gremlins spotted that one very quickly.
Try "tw*tted."
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Post by BullRush on Sept 2, 2015 21:27:27 GMT
Quite. Would I be less boring if I banged on about some (most likely fictitious) Spanish 4th tier player? |
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Post by BullRush on Sept 2, 2015 21:28:46 GMT
55 posts since your last attention seeking hissy-fit. Personal best? Congratulations. |
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Post by oldmeadowender on Sept 2, 2015 21:28:50 GMT
Silly boy. You must have had a few.
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Post by BullRush on Sept 2, 2015 21:29:51 GMT
Silly boy. You must have had a few. Not on a school night. I'm not Wainwrong. |
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Post by oldmeadowender on Sept 2, 2015 21:30:35 GMT
Maybe you'll come across a really good player one day BullRush and encounter nothing but b*ll*cks trying to get him to the club. Good luck with that.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2015 21:30:55 GMT
55 posts since your last attention seeking hissy-fit. Personal best? Congratulations. I'm going to flush your head down a toilet. |
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Post by oldmeadowender on Sept 2, 2015 21:32:03 GMT
Sorry, who are you attacking, you daft tw*t, me or wainwrong?
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Post by BullRush on Sept 2, 2015 21:33:28 GMT
Sorry, who are you attacking, you daft tw*t, me or wainwrong? I think this proves my first response to you was probably spot on. |
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Post by oldmeadowender on Sept 2, 2015 21:35:04 GMT
What a delightful, positive character you are. Or is that just when you're p*ssed?
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Post by oldmeadowender on Sept 2, 2015 21:45:01 GMT
55 posts since your last attention seeking hissy-fit. Personal best? Congratulations. There's 56 and 57 you malevolent dimwit. |
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Post by BullRush on Sept 2, 2015 21:46:14 GMT
He's on 56 actually, sir.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2015 21:48:03 GMT
Lies.
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