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Post by Gresty on Aug 26, 2022 22:15:35 GMT
Two points here my old friend. 1. I said "In the making". Which means, he's not quite there yet. 2. I'm sure it's lines, not verses. Mind you, I'm now off to google it. I don't want to make a fool of myself. 😂 Here we go. "The term sonnet is derived from the Italian word sonetto (lit. "little song", derived from the Latin word sonus, meaning a sound). By the 13th century it signified a poem of fourteen lines that followed a strict rhyme scheme and structure" That Ross Grammar School education has paid off after all Bravo! 👏 |
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Post by jimcarrey on Aug 27, 2022 6:36:28 GMT
It’s that time of the week again.
Where in this case, after a good start to the season positivity is high and I look forward to hearing the game on the wireless later.
I hope my thoughts and dreams won’t be shattered and we get a result.
COYW
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Post by GRL on Aug 27, 2022 7:37:14 GMT
A verse is a line of metre.
I really am not prone to errors of this nature.
Borstal boy.
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Post by colebridgebull on Aug 27, 2022 7:48:43 GMT
Who’s the Daddy now?
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Post by Barney still in B-Block on Aug 27, 2022 7:53:23 GMT
A verse is a line of metre. I really am not prone to errors of this nature. Borstal boy. (Cough) Quarter. (Cough) Semi. (Winky face) |
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Post by francobull on Aug 27, 2022 8:39:39 GMT
Who's boosoms were different sizes. The one on the left was something to see. But the one on the right won the prizes!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2022 12:22:19 GMT
There was a young lady from Bude
Who went for a swim in the lake
A young man in a punt
Pulled her out by the leg
And said, "You can't swim here, it's private."
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Post by lazarus on Aug 27, 2022 12:39:14 GMT
A careless young farmhand called Burke
Once pulled up his cart with a jerk
His load of manure was a bit insecure
Now he's up to his eyes in his work
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2022 13:30:46 GMT
There was an old man with a beard
Who said "it's just as I dreaded"
Two owls, a hen, a Wren and a Robin
Have each made a nest in my hedge
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Post by tigerfeet on Aug 27, 2022 14:28:30 GMT
there was an old man with a drawer
who decided to open the drawer
so he opened the drawer
and inside the drawer
there was an old man with a drawer
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2022 14:49:53 GMT
An anonymous man with a bear
Upon seeing his beast start to tear
A man ear to ear
Said, with a tear
"Another faceless man, somewhat bare".
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Post by Incognito on Aug 27, 2022 16:29:12 GMT
A cheeky young girl from Clehonger
Went to bed with a conger
She said though it smelt
She liked how it felt
It was just like a man only longer.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2022 7:26:09 GMT
Just watched the highlights. They were way too good for us. Best team we have played all season. Will be interesting to see how they go once the season beds down. We can keep in the hunt though judging by what we have seen so far. Starting with today obviously.
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Post by redbull94 on Aug 29, 2022 7:43:15 GMT
Just watched the highlights, banbury looked very very very very good.
Also think it's time we start Holloway
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Post by MAXBULL on Aug 29, 2022 8:57:00 GMT
Tire ‘em out with Holloway and then bring McLean on to play catch me.
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Post by Barney still in B-Block on Aug 29, 2022 9:54:31 GMT
Just watched the highlights. They were way too good for us. Best team we have played all season. Will be interesting to see how they go once the season beds down. We can keep in the hunt though judging by what we have seen so far. Starting with today obviously. Better view of the goals than on that excuse for a terrace, and as suspected, we had good opportunities to deal with each of them. But McLean's goal was really very nice. Which said, echo the above, they were the better side. Pass and move was a cut above, and they used a huge playing surface very cleverly. |
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Post by Barney still in B-Block on Aug 29, 2022 9:55:24 GMT
Just watched the highlights, banbury looked very very very very good. Also think it's time we start Holloway Yes. whether with or instead of Tyrone is another question, but yep, has to start. |
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Post by sisyphus on Aug 30, 2022 19:17:15 GMT
A footy team deep from the shire,
Played football exceedingly dire,
With nary a clue
Of who to pass to,
And already deep in the mire…
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2022 20:09:10 GMT
There was a young man named Josh
Whose team were always under the cosh
So he put himself on
And his team lost 10-1
So the benvestors employed Dicky Dosh.
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Post by eggchaserbull on Aug 31, 2022 13:50:13 GMT
There was a young man named Josh Whose team were always under the cosh So he put himself on And his team lost 10-1 So the benvestors employed Dicky Dosh.Very good! |
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