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Post by unitedalways on Apr 13, 2018 16:24:43 GMT
I heard a good one yesterday, I have friend whos brother is a movie director, he sent a script of his new movie to this quite well known actress, and her agent phoned the director up said I think you need to change some wording in the script, the director asked why what was the issue, the agent said "there is a line in the script that the husband asks his wife to make him a sandwich, you cant say that no more because its demeaning to the wife" now hes got to change it to something like shes making herself a sandwich and asks her husband does he want on too.
You just cant make it up how, pc is off the planet
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Post by Monkey Tennis on Apr 13, 2018 18:20:43 GMT
I heard a good one yesterday, I have friend whos brother is a movie director, he sent a script of his new movie to this quite well known actress, and her agent phoned the director up said I think you need to change some wording in the script, the director asked why what was the issue, the agent said "there is a line in the script that the husband asks his wife to make him a sandwich, you cant say that no more because its demeaning to the wife" now hes got to change it to something like shes making herself a sandwich and asks her husband does he want on too. You just cant make it up how, pc is off the planet What sort of sandwich was it?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2018 18:29:19 GMT
Gender Neutral.
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Post by FASH on Apr 13, 2018 18:39:57 GMT
A BLT(GQ+)
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Post by unitedalways on Apr 13, 2018 23:08:52 GMT
I heard a good one yesterday, I have friend whos brother is a movie director, he sent a script of his new movie to this quite well known actress, and her agent phoned the director up said I think you need to change some wording in the script, the director asked why what was the issue, the agent said "there is a line in the script that the husband asks his wife to make him a sandwich, you cant say that no more because its demeaning to the wife" now hes got to change it to something like shes making herself a sandwich and asks her husband does he want on too. You just cant make it up how, pc is off the planet What sort of sandwich was it? no point telling you , you dont watch tv, weird Fecker
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Post by eggchaserbull on Apr 14, 2018 12:33:06 GMT
I heard a good one yesterday, I have friend whos brother is a movie director, he sent a script of his new movie to this quite well known actress, and her agent phoned the director up said I think you need to change some wording in the script, the director asked why what was the issue, the agent said "there is a line in the script that the husband asks his wife to make him a sandwich, you cant say that no more because its demeaning to the wife" now hes got to change it to something like shes making herself a sandwich and asks her husband does he want on too. You just cant make it up how, pc is off the planet So this husband is now expected to learn a whole new skill. Some people will think it's making a sandwich: others will think it's developing a pro-feminist perspective.
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Post by Monkey Tennis on Apr 14, 2018 15:01:44 GMT
What sort of sandwich was it? no point telling you , you dont watch tv, weird Fecker Cheese & pickle, then. It's ok, don't be embarrassed. It's a fine if somewhat unimaginative sandwich.
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Post by changeabull on Apr 14, 2018 16:45:06 GMT
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Post by Monkey Tennis on Apr 14, 2018 17:03:04 GMT
"Stone-baked". "Slow-cooked Pret pickle". "Mediterranean roasted tomatoes". "Snipped shoots of baby cress" Bag o' sh1te. It's an unimaginative sarnie of a cheese and pickle persuasion for posh tw@ts.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2018 17:20:28 GMT
I do imaginative sandwiches. I imagine me as the filling with Kylie and Bae Doona as the ciabatta....
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2018 11:45:22 GMT
Prime Minister's Questions today. First question: "Will the government give due consideration to a new bill to outlaw Upskirting?"
I wondered how long it would be before Eddie Izzard began to have an effect.
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Post by Armchairfan on May 2, 2018 17:10:35 GMT
Prime Minister's Questions today. First question: "Will the government give due consideration to a new bill to outlaw Upskirting?" I wondered how long it would be before Eddie Izzard began to have an effect. What?
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2018 9:15:34 GMT
Prime Minister's Questions today. First question: "Will the government give due consideration to a new bill to outlaw Upskirting?" I wondered how long it would be before Eddie Izzard began to have an effect. What? Er, yes. Don't you watch PMQs? That's what one lady MP brought up in the Commons at 12-05 pm yesterday.
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Post by Peroni on May 3, 2018 9:19:29 GMT
A Life Get
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2018 10:51:28 GMT
Only 8 out of 27 are black. Surely some mistake?
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Post by FASH on May 3, 2018 11:13:00 GMT
Phwoar! The blonde Arsenal player to the left of the goalkeeper has a fair pair on her.
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2018 11:15:16 GMT
This should finish him off Ban this filth.
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Post by FASH on May 3, 2018 11:19:50 GMT
I bet my 80s Dukla Prague (2nd strip) set could beat them even though they have a headless centre forward and a goalkeeper with no arms.
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